BRAD THINKS HE’S GOING ON A relaxing birthday trip… he’s actually walking into his own surprise birthday roast.

40 Years of Brad

A Triumph? A Tragedy? A Roastable Masterpiece.

They say wisdom comes with age, but in Brad’s case, we’re still waiting. This is less of a birthday party and more of a public service announcement to acknowledge the decades of nonsense this man has subjected us to. So grab a drink, say a prayer, and prepare for a night of unfiltered, no-holds-barred, legally questionable comedy. 🔥🎤

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🎤 THE ROAST GAME PLAN 🔥

august 9

Arizona Studios
Phoenix, AZ

dress code

Whatever You Want

But if you REALLY want to roast Brad, show up in his signature look: a black v-neck and jeans.

(A room full of Brad clones? Now that’s terrifying.)

schedule of events

🕕 6:00 PM – Arrival
Grab a drink, mentally prepare for the roast, and take a deep breath—it's about to get brutal.

🎤 6:30 PM – Roast Begins
The moment we’ve all been waiting for: 40 years of Brad’s questionable life choices, put on blast.

💸 7:30 PM – Auction
This is in benefit ofthe Make More Marbles Foundation because the only thing better than roasting Brad? Forcing him to spend money on it.

🎂 8:00 PM – Cake & Networking
Enjoy dessert while Brad reevaluates his entire existence.

Meet the roasters

  • Scott Jonte - the father-in-law

  • andrew reed - the has-burning-man-stories one

  • akshay nanavati - the maniac

  • melissa nanavati - the maniac's wife

  • mike sherbakov - the cooler-than-brad one

  • special guest

submit a roast joke.

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Want to get in on the action?

Here’s your chance to destroy Brad in the most loving way possible. 🤣 Submit a joke, a ridiculous story, a cringeworthy photo, or anything that proves Brad should’ve been roasted YEARS ago.

💀 How will we use these? 💀

  • Live Roast Material – The roasters may use these (and yes, we’ll credit you… or protect your identity).

  • The Roast King’s Highlight Reel – A slideshow of Brad’s greatest (worst) hits running throughout the event.

  • Table Marker Photos – Because what’s better than eating dinner while staring at Brad’s worst haircut phase?

  • The Wall of Shame – A museum-worthy exhibit of Brad’s most absurd life choices.

 FAQs

  • Yes! Brad thinks we’re going on a surprise vacation for his 40th Birthday. He’s going to learn that it’s actually a roast when we’re supposed to “leave for the airport,” so that he has time to create his material.

  • Yes! We have contracted comedians to help the roasters create their material. And some of our roasters also take comedy classes on the side… not to mention they have years of material.

  • Absolutely! All are welcome. :) You can RSVP here.

  • We’d rate this roast somewhere between “lightly toasted” and “charred beyond recognition.”

    Expect savage jokes, questionable life choices being exposed, and a few moments where Brad will stare into the distance, contemplating everything. But don’t worry—it’s all in good fun (and he probably won’t cry).

  • The venue, Arizona Studios, is SUPER close to the airport, so any airport hotel will do. ✈️

    However, if you’re bougie (which let’s be real, if you’re a friend of Brad’s then you likely are), then I recommend The Scott Resort and Spa. It’s 15m from the venue, and has a saltwater pool. And in August, it’s verrrryyyyyy reasonable.